# Two-Tiered Milk

I was in the grocery store today to pick up some milk, and I found that when I got to the cooler there was something different...something I did not expect. There was a new type of milk, and I wasn't in the loop. I don't like it when this sort of shit goes down in <span id="bkmrk-my" style="font-weight: bold;">my</span> fucking grocery store and I don't know about it. What the fuck is the purpose of all those fliers I get every week if they're not going to let me know about new types of milk?

> ![](http://static.flickr.com/36/87659852_a2d6f332a9.jpg)  
> <span style="font-size: 8pt;">WTF is "Farmers Choice"? I think this province is moving towards a two-tiered milk system. The rich will get the "choice" milk while the rest of us will have to settle for the crap.</span>

  
  
So, I did some research, and as it turns out, [Farmers Choice](http://www.ocean-nutrition.com/inside.asp?cmPageID=234) is a type of milk with some crazy Omega crap in it, and it costs 50 cents more per carton.  
  
If I were an alarmist, I would say that we now have a two-tiered milk system. The rich pay their extra 50 cents and get their crazy Omega-nutrient, and the rest of us stay with the old cow juice and whatever crazy disease that Omega crap stops you from getting.  
  
I, for one, welcome our new OmegaCow overlords. *Originally posted on Tuesday, 2006-01-17 at 00:14:15.*