Two-Tiered Milk

I was in the grocery store today to pick up some milk, and I found that when I got to the cooler there was something different...something I did not expect. There was a new type of milk, and I wasn't in the loop. I don't like it when this sort of shit goes down in my fucking grocery store and I don't know about it. What the fuck is the purpose of all those fliers I get every week if they're not going to let me know about new types of milk?

WTF is "Farmers Choice"? I think this province is moving towards a two-tiered milk system. The rich will get the "choice" milk while the rest of us will have to settle for the crap.

So, I did some research, and as it turns out, Farmers Choice is a type of milk with some crazy Omega crap in it, and it costs 50 cents more per carton.

If I were an alarmist, I would say that we now have a two-tiered milk system. The rich pay their extra 50 cents and get their crazy Omega-nutrient, and the rest of us stay with the old cow juice and whatever crazy disease that Omega crap stops you from getting.

I, for one, welcome our new OmegaCow overlords.

Originally posted on Tuesday, 2006-01-17 at 00:14:15.