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I should write the Coast with this

Spine.cx Archive 2006

So, the Rolling Stones were here. They set up on the Commons nearest the corner of Cogswell and North Park streets. North Park street was blocked off and the traffic light pattern was changed. I am not going to complain about sitting on Rainnie drive at a c...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2006
PublicationDate
2006-09-26

How do you know when to stop wiping?

Spine.cx Archive 2006

Don't ask. Just listen. Originally posted on Tuesday, 2006-04-11 at 23:09:37.

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2006
PublicationDate
2006-04-11

Two-Tiered Milk

Spine.cx Archive 2006

I was in the grocery store today to pick up some milk, and I found that when I got to the cooler there was something different...something I did not expect. There was a new type of milk, and I wasn't in the loop. I don't like it when this sort of shit goes d...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2006
PublicationDate
2006-01-17

SteveCast #7: Customer Appreciation Day

Spine.cx Archive 2005

I'm on vacation again, so it's time to resume an activity that can consume my time that's at least somewhat constructive. WTF is "customer appreciation day"? Propeller Brewery's India Pale Ale What razor do you use? Featured music by The Pistol Whipper...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-12-20

At least Scientologists don't ring your doorbell and wake you up

Spine.cx Archive 2005

I fucking hate Jehova's Witnesses!!! Why do they come to my fucking house? They woke me up today. I know it was 10:30, and I probably should have been up anyway, but that's not even close to the point. I don't want their fucking "Watchtower" magazine. I...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-07-16

The Subway Thing

Spine.cx Archive 2005

For posterity, here is the original Subway rant that pretty much got Spine.cx on the map. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't lost. Bring Back the Classic Cut An Online Petition Picture this, I'm at Subway, and I'm looking forward to sinking my teeth ...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-04-18

I thought everything was relative

Spine.cx Archive 2005

Let me start out by saying that I love Uncommon Grounds, but their coffee sizing methods just don't make sense. Is it not logical to call your smallest size, oh, I don't know...SMALL? And say, perhaps, you had three sizes. What would you call them? I thin...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-04-12

Video lottery terminals

Spine.cx Archive 2005

On the way into work on the bus this morning, I heard a piece on the news stating that local bar owners are upset about a push by the Nova Scotia government to take away their VLTs. I say good for the fucking government. Their chief argument is that they w...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-03-23

Nobody will let me buy a wi-fi SD card

Spine.cx Archive 2005

I have been wanting a small, portable wi-fi-enabled device since wireless technology has been available. Now that PalmOne has introduced their SD wi-fi card, I’m thinking to myself, “This card + my Zire 72 = unstoppable!” I journey to Futureshop to pick one ...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-03-22

Why aren't there bathroom standards?

Spine.cx Archive 2005

Toothbrush handles have been getting conspicuously girthier in past years, but the diameter of the holes in toothbrush holders hasn't kept pace. Toothbrushes are fat (phat?). It's getting so it's hard to find a "normal" toothbrush anymore. It's not even t...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-02-20

Razor blades

Spine.cx Archive 2005

How much does it really cost to make a razor blade? Per ounce, they must be more valuable than gold. I do not understand how 8 blades can come to more than $20. Granted, I'm buying them for my Mach 3, and those are probably the most expensive ones out there...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2005
PublicationDate
2005-02-10

Plastic money

Spine.cx Archive 2004

I had a startling revelation about how I perceive money today. I was at the mall, buying a CD (yes, I still do that every now and then), and I had my bank card out to pay for it. When the guy read me the total off the cash register, it didn't even make a den...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2004
PublicationDate
2004-11-17

The most fucked up things happen to me

Spine.cx Archive 2004

What's the last thing you would expect when you wake up in the morning? For me, the last thing I would have expected was for my eyelid to be turned inside out and swollen like an altar boys's tuchus. Honestly, I wish I had a photo of that for you (stay tuned...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2004
PublicationDate
2004-06-29

Gas and mouthwash

Spine.cx Archive 2004

These gas price increases have gone on long enough, so I thought it was about time to write a full-fledged article about it. Ninety-six point nine, eh? That's getting pretty fucking crazy. When it starts costing people more than $50 on average to fill their...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2004
PublicationDate
2004-05-11

Hardware failures

Spine.cx Archive 2004

Of all the pieces of hardware in a computer that could possibly fail, the most annoying is a hard drive. Guess what piece of hardware in my computer is in the process of failing? Hey, you got it. I bet that didn't take more than two guesses. About two we...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2004
PublicationDate
2004-04-15

My bus is an elevator

Spine.cx Archive 2004

That's right. On my bus, people get in, stare at the door, and do not talk to anyone else for the duration of their stay. Unless you're with friends, in which case talking is allowed. This is because the rest of us get to eavesdrop on whatever interesting c...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2004
PublicationDate
2004-03-11

Complete. Total. Ineptitude

Spine.cx Archive 2004

I'm not sure if the title yet applies to the HRM employees or the retarded fuckers on the road this morning, but it's possibly a little of both. They had a curfew on for two nights so they could clean up the streets. They closed off downtown so they could wi...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2004
PublicationDate
2004-02-24

Low-volume flush toilets are crap!

Spine.cx Archive 2003

My dad has just renovated his house. New siding, and a completely new kitchen and bathroom. It looks fantastic, as new and shiny things do. But when shopping for a new toilet (the old one was yellow and just doesn't fit the new colour scheme), the problem o...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2003
PublicationDate
2003-07-21

Some people are just weird

Spine.cx Archive 2003

This actually happened a couple of days ago, but I forgot to mention it on the site. Something today jogged my memory. Anyway, I'm in a restaurant, and I finishing my meal, and this guy at one of the nearby tables is in the same boat. He's just getting serv...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2003
PublicationDate
2003-06-26

Why do I always get the crazy ones?

Spine.cx Archive 2003

All I wanted to do was get some groceries. I finish going through the isles and head up to the checkout with my cart full of goodies and hope to be on my way fairly soon. Unfortunately the cashier apparently has other plans. She tells me about how she reall...

Category
Rants
PublicationYear
2003
PublicationDate
2003-06-18